It's time for a prozac revolution in the world of large print novelists

My grandmother sent me to the library tonight to pick up a large print book and man are there a lot of unhappy large print novelists out there. At first, all I could find were books about murder, deception and unhappy marriages. I'm not kidding! The first three books were a trilogy on bad marriages: "The Wedding Trap," "The Husband Trap," and "The Wife Trap." You people need a juicer and a good multivitamin too. I know, I shouldn't overgeneralize because I finally did come up with two books that were suitable and I picked them out on name alone: "Divining Women" and "Where There's a Will."