Casting opportunities

For those of you who were upset with my desire to be the "Queen of the South" in the Fox Searchlight production of the Apocolypse... I was joking, alright? At the end of the homily this week in church, the priest assured us that there will be laughter in Heaven.

"The Queen of the South" isn't even in Revelations. I was just remembering that Jesus mentioned her, not the context. Maybe I could be an extra in the 144,000 left?