My starring role

So, I was casting the Apocolypse in my mind and I was wondering...do you think it would be ok if I was the Queen of the South? Can I? Can I?

I do have such an affection for Gone With the Wind. Do you think God would be funny like that? There's a famous joke, He invented the platypus, so He must have a sense of humor. It can be a Fox Searchlight production.

Now before you judge me for saying that, I just want you to know that God gave me this sense of humor to cope with pain in my life.